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isalcoholacarb:

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

I JUST CHOKED ON MY FOOD

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kubbypan:

thought i’d share a drawing trick??

ok so make a heck ton of scribbles and squiggles

…. you might see something come out of it-

its comING OUT

well look at that

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sarahbolgered:

History Meme | 2/8 Objects: 1920’s Dresses

1920’s Dresses were lighter and brighter and shorter than ever before. Fashion designers played with fabric colors, textures and patterns to create totally new styles of dress. Evening dresses, coats and jackets were often trimmed with fur. Hemlines rose for most of the decade but dropped slightly toward the end. Shoes and stockings assumed a greater prominence now that they were more visible. Silk stockings in all the colors of the rainbow, often with patterns, were designed to match the coordinated outfits of stylish women. (x)

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autocrate:

An art student in the UK did this piece for her final. A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers.

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awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

aww

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did-you-kno:

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well, glad I’ve fallen into that majority today, and a lot of times before.

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

When i die i want my ashes to be mixed into paint so somebody can paint a picture of me and my kids can turn to their grandkids and be like ‘This picture is your grandma’, and it’ll literally be their grandma

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tomatolovers:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’

SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

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nicklangsthighs:

LETS AGREE NEVER TO MENTION THIS FUCKING VIDEO EVER AGAIN

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jaclcfrost:

things i know about the year 3000

• not much has changed but people live underwater
• i have a great great great granddaughter and apparently she is doing fine